YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET NOW

In precisely this moment, you are on the internet, and the internet has bound you in a cycle of suffering. 

It is said that it is easier to find one particular grain of sand in all the world than it is to find a website that tells you how to stop the cycle of scrolling. 

Having awakened to this truth now, two paths are before you: return to unconscious wandering, or stop to realize the nature of the internet as it is, the suffering it causes, and the path to liberation from its shackles. 

You choose.